Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Tunes

Cymbals Eat Guitars Show at Boston University!!



So the Muff King saw Cymbals Eat Guitars at Boston University.
It was a delectable show.... lead guitarist Joseph D'Agostino was SICK. seriously he made love to his guitar... they played two new songs that sounded incredible. If you have a chance to see this band DO IT.

The Muffin King Goes to Boston and Vermont.

I heard that the Muff King went to Boston and vermont over break with a few friends. They drove the 17 hour drive in a shitty 1992 Civic Dx Coup..... hmmm damn. ..... here our a few pics i was able to find.. the car... ..

Burger King Stop in New Jersey.... Get me the fuck out of here....

Finally boston....



Than the Muff King went to vermont....


It was an incredible trip... yes. yes .yes
to see the all the pics: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/album.php?aid=2024704&id=1564560499

Monday, October 12, 2009

Louis Henniger: Innocent Young Brat or Creepy Sexual Predator

Louis "Lois" (or: the brat) is a young lad who lives on the seventh floor. You've probably seen his goofy face around. Well lately Louis has been getting a little creepy.. at least when he drinks. Hes been known to get tipsy and "hump" or strategically rub his blonde head of hair against unsuspected victims...... Louis is definitely an eccentric young lad, harmless to say the least but i'd watch out if hes been drinking. He might barrage you with a series of swift yet effective man humps..... talk about creepo.

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Breaking News: Jake is an Incubus



An incubus (plural incubi) (aka; Jake Hayes) is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them, according to a number of mythological and legendary traditions. Its female counterpart is the succubus An incubus may pursue sexual relations with a woman in order to father a child, as in the legend of Merlin Some
sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally cold penis.Religious tradition holds that repeated intercourse with an incubus or succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Jake is officially a hipster .. or tyring to be one...

Jake Hayes... we all know him we all hate/love him. Hes the jolly little man who roams the 7th floor and randomly enters your room in a 'kramer' way.

Anyway. This week Jake got a Fixed Gear bike... yes he got a fixie .... sigh .... soon he'll be listening to Animal Collective and Drinking lots of PBR.... wait he already does that....

Sick and RAD

so the 7th floor is full of some crazy characters... for intance... i was going to the bathroom and i see Brian standing there in nothing but a towel, holding a package of fruit snacks and a bar of soap. i was like 'whats with the fruit snacks...' he replies 'i take fruit snack showers' .... anyway i guess the highlight of the night was finding a mattress in the elevator with a muffin drawn on it... hmmmmm